He watches the Skametron from far off in the cosmos, gently spectating, puzzled at its cryptic existence.

It was created by a wizard. A powerful weapon designed to feel no pain. Something happened, and the wizard hasn't been heard from since.

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Beware the Gunwizard.

He watches. He is watched. The rock sees everything.

Who is he, to carry the sacred totem for all to see? Who is this usurper to destroy our tribe?

Freeloaders, the lot of 'em.